eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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