My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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