Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she was so not down for the gang bang
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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