...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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