her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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