hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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