She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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