that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I wish there were birth control emojis
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.