Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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