we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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