Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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