he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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