Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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