i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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