I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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