worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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