If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
