i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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