you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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