what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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