problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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