Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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