if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
