Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he told me I talked like a deaf person
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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