How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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