what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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