But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
