I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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