Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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