Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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