he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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