C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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