i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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