remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am one with the molecules
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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