Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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