something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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