I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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