There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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