Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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