She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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