I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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