Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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