I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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