Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
As shirtless as possible
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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