Me too!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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