They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have post one night stand depression
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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