I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't deserve a penis
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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