If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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