who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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