a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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