Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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