i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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