Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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