i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I want her autograph on my taint
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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