are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I bet he comes in French.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
